1. Cross out everything you’ve ever done:


    • Had a beer
    • Smoked an entire cigarette
    • Done drugs.
    • Written on a bathroom wall.
    • Read a George Orwell book.
    • Used Twitter.
    • Listened to Lady Gaga
    • Been in a car accident. 
    • Gotten suspended. 
    • Gotten expelled.
    • Been allergic to something.
    • Got a computer virus.
    • Touched a real gun.
    • Had a dog.
    • Had a cat
    • Been pregnant.
    • Camped out
    • Swam in the ocean.
    • Wore a bikini
    • Driven a car
    • Been sent to the principal.
    • Ever liked someone.
    • Failed a class.
    • Failed a test.
    • Went to summer school.
    • Got worse than a D
    • Got A’s and B’s.
    • Read an entire book.
    • Recorded my own music.
    • Had an xbox.
    • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
    • Wore fishnets.
    • Wore skinny jeans.
    • Hated someone.
    • Been cheated on.
    • Cheated on someone.
    • Practiced Christianity.
    • Worn makeup.
    • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
    • Had surgery.
    • Had my license.
    • Worn coloured contacts.
    • Painted my nails black.
    • Broken someone’s heart. 
    • Had my heart broken.
    • Cried for an hour straight 
    • Lost something very valuable.
    • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
    • Broken a bone.
    • Gotten stung by a bee.
    • Eaten something bad/expired.
    • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
    • Danced with someone of the same sex.
    • Owned an ipod
    • Owned an iphone.
    • Fell for a best friend
    • Stole a friend’s significant other.
    • Went far away from home for more than a week.
    • Moved out.
    • Ran away.
    • Had a job.
    • Been fired.
    • Lied to a friend.
    • Lied to a family member.
    • Had a Facebook.
    • Posted a video on Youtube.
    • Started a rumour about someone.
    • Talked bad about someone
    • Deliberately failed a test.
    • Been skinny dipping.
    • Counted to a million.
    • Counted to a thousand.
    • Ate rabbit meat.
    • Ate duck meat.
    • Had fast food.
    • Been to church
    • Been to Canada.
    • Been married.
    • Had a divorce.
    • Broke a glass
    • Hugged someone today.
    • Texted someone today.
    • Received a phone call today.
    • Threw something out of the window.
    • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
    • Wished you were somebody else.
    • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
    • Been to a concert
    • Seen your favourite band live 
    • Met a celebrity 
    • Met your favourite band
    • Own more than 10 CD’s

    (Source: fyeahsurveys)


  2. (Source: theacademy)


  3. mattiadsciglio:

    [Doesn’t comment on AC Milan]


  4. 2001

    (Source: liamdunbarsss, via mattiadsciglio)


  5. surprisebitch:


    (Source: malumsau, via zachlilley)


  6. seaking:

    instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

    (via toocooltobehipster)


  7. wutharry:

    I have never seen a gif that represents my life better than this one  


    (via zachlilley)



  9. meanplastic:


    (via shay-mitch)


  10. charlie-carmichael:

                  Love the booty   

              Grab the booty

             Hold the booty 

          Desire the booty

        Fight for the booty

                     Bite the booty

                             Touch the booty

                                      Care for the booty                                

                                           Worship the booty

                                             Squeeze the booty

                                            Believe in the booty

                                          Embrace the booty

                                       Respect the booty

                                Protect the booty

                            Spank the booty

                               Hug the booty                

    (via zachlilley)


  11. blackdenimjeans:

    I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

    (via hiddlestonedandconfused)


  12. umbreon-ite:

    Ah yes, the flute

    (via hiddlestonedandconfused)



  14. bagmilk:

    people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights


    (Source: heteroh, via hiddlestonedandconfused)