1. nicolegendary:




    when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

    girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

    Girls share everything.

    #girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

    (via klartie)


  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    Makeup Transformations (Part Three)

    Previously: Part One, Part Two

    (via thefuuuucomics)


  3. ridge:

    imma need to sit down for this one

    (Source: babyguwop, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



  5. foie:


    My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

    I am tearing up

    (Source: reddit.com, via thefuuuucomics)


  6. (Source: gossipgirl909)


  7. green-satan:

    trying to leave tumblr


    (via hiddlestonedandconfused)


  8. agentcarolinainthemorning:


    i just figured out the perfect murder

    kill someone and bury them in their own garden

    that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

    #welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

    (via bringsbalance)


  9. laughteroftheday:

    This thing never ends.

    (via bringsbalance)


  10. (Source: vine.co, via mattiadsciglio)


  11. gnarly:

    guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

    (via so-personal)


  12. did-you-kno:

    Stephen King’s first novel “Carrie,” which celebrated its 40th anniversary this year, was crumpled up and thrown away by King. It was his wife, Tabatha, who rescued it from the trashcan and urged him to continue writing the story after she read it.



  13. angryblackman:

    "How are your grades?"

    "What are you majoring in?"

    "Have you got a girlfriend?"

    "What do you want to do when you graduate?"


    (via skulliscul)



  15. (Source: war-doctor)